Inspired by the masterful ability of Irocas, lets see everyones best!? I'l have to think a minute for mine, but come on, without pointing the weapon at any one person, what's the best you have?? I'm guessing us guys have more experience at the broadside.? THink you ladies can top us. With apologies to Irocas:? She's not as dumb as she looks. ? ¿ She doesn't sweat much for a fat girl. ¿ ¿ ? ¿ Yeah, I used to believe that, too. ¿ Yo mama is so ugly........... ¿ ? If she had as many pricks sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.? ¿ ? If brains?were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose. ¿ ? ¿ ? (I didn't say it had to be tasteful......)
Inspired by the masterful ability of Irocas, lets see everyones best!? I'l have to think a minute for mine, but come on, without pointing the weapon at any one person, what's the best you have?? I'm guessing us guys have more experience at the broadside.? THink you ladies can top us. With apologies to Irocas:? She's not as dumb as she looks. ? ¿ She doesn't sweat much for a fat girl. ¿ ¿ ? ¿ Yeah, I used to believe that, too. ¿ Yo mama is so ugly........... ¿ ? If she had as many pricks sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.? ¿ ? If brains?were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose. ¿ ? ¿ ? (I didn't say it had to be tasteful......)
Quoting: Originally posted by lonelybeachgirl As the days go by, I think how lucky I am......That you are not here to ruin it for me. Someday I hope to marry....Someone other than you. We've been friends for a very long time.....What do you say we stop? I'm so miserable without you.....It's almost like you're still here. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder....!? What was I thinking?
Quoting lonelybeachgirl:
As the days go by, I think how lucky I am......That you are not here to ruin it for me. Someday I hope to marry....Someone other than you. We've been friends for a very long time.....What do you say we stop? I'm so miserable without you.....It's almost like you're still here. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder....!? What was I thinking?
Mud... this poor doofus couldn't make mud if you gave him a bag of dirt, a gallon of water and written instructions. Have you read his strategy on how he gets women to give him what he needs? It's on the "Wha do women want blog". It's classic.
Quoting: Originally posted by Tinkerbelle woo hooo !!!!!!!!?let the mud slinging begin carrot top !!!
Quoting Tinkerbelle:
woo hooo !!!!!!!!?let the mud slinging begin carrot top !!!
Tink... Gorgeous,
Mud... this poor doofus couldn't make mud if you gave him a bag of dirt, a gallon of water and written instructions. Have you read his strategy on how he gets women to give him what he needs? It's on the "Wha do women want blog". It's classic.
Boo Boo ive just stepped back into the blogs to find this. You are certainly on top form giving that old windbag¿ a hard time.... Keep it up its absolutley hilarious... i love the classic we use over here.... If he had a brain hed be dangerous !
Boo Boo ive just stepped back into the blogs to find this. You are certainly on top form giving that old windbag¿ a hard time.... Keep it up its absolutley hilarious... i love the classic we use over here.... If he had a brain hed be dangerous !
I still think that the funniest insult I ever heard was , "WHat the heck is wrong with you? do you have two pee pee's these is no way you could have got that silly playing with just one" Florida Peace officer talking to a speeding driver. regards Aegis1 ¿ ¿ "The trouble with doing nothing is that of never knowing when you are finished"
I still think that the funniest insult I ever heard was , "WHat the heck is wrong with you? do you have two pee pee's these is no way you could have got that silly playing with just one" Florida Peace officer talking to a speeding driver. regards Aegis1 ¿ ¿ "The trouble with doing nothing is that of never knowing when you are finished"
" You leperous crock of Camel SNOT! " fron the book.." Lamb" iffin yall want ot be hericitical-like and want to find out what Jesus did all those missing years,,I highly recommend the book.Entertaining reading for Sunday afternoons.
" You leperous crock of Camel SNOT! " fron the book.." Lamb" iffin yall want ot be hericitical-like and want to find out what Jesus did all those missing years,,I highly recommend the book.Entertaining reading for Sunday afternoons.
Sandradee, ¿ I'm sorry I just can't help it.......I know we're slow here in Georgia, but even we know where Oregon is (Heeeere's your sign.)¿ ¿ But thanks, just in case there are Alabama people having someone read this to them. ¿ :):):)
Quoting: Originally posted by sandradee1961 Conyers,
It's not absent in the Pacific Northwest, which includes Oregon. As I'm sure is true elsewhere, there are those who are always politically correct, and those of us who are not.
Quoting sandradee1961:
Conyers,
It's not absent in the Pacific Northwest, which includes Oregon. As I'm sure is true elsewhere, there are those who are always politically correct, and those of us who are not.
Sandradee, ¿ I'm sorry I just can't help it.......I know we're slow here in Georgia, but even we know where Oregon is (Heeeere's your sign.)¿ ¿ But thanks, just in case there are Alabama people having someone read this to them. ¿ :):):)
As the days go by, I think how lucky I am......That you are not here to ruin it for me. Someday I hope to marry....Someone other than you. We've been friends for a very long time.....What do you say we stop? I'm so miserable without you.....It's almost like you're still here. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder....!¿ What was I thinking?
As the days go by, I think how lucky I am......That you are not here to ruin it for me. Someday I hope to marry....Someone other than you. We've been friends for a very long time.....What do you say we stop? I'm so miserable without you.....It's almost like you're still here. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder....!¿ What was I thinking?
It's all right to be stupid, but you're making a career out of it. Why don't you go home and brush up on your ignorance. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity. I know I'm talking like an idiot. I have to, other wise you wouldn't understand me.
It's all right to be stupid, but you're making a career out of it. Why don't you go home and brush up on your ignorance. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity. I know I'm talking like an idiot. I have to, other wise you wouldn't understand me.
